you take your time…, snoop lion….

you see the band vampire weekend released a song on their latest album called “young lion” in which rostam sings “you take your time, young lion.” what i have done here is replaced “young” with “snoop” in reference to snoop dogg’s recent reggae endeavor as “snoop lion”. this is actually VERY funny i promise please laugh at my jokes i tried so hard


Ezra Koenigs golden rules for life

  • 1: always carry sunglasses
  • 2: do your emails while you drink coffee
  • 3: disable text preview
  • 4: respect all faiths
  • 5: eat healthy by yourself
  • 6: never wear flip-flops in public
  • 7: learn how to say, ''i understand every word you're saying, motherfucker'' in multiple languages.
  • 8: take a shower
  • 9: it's better to underdress than overdress
  • 10: don't worry about manners too much
  • ~ Q magazine